Met Off-Brand Chelsea at the gym today

Off-brand chelsea differed from brand name chelsea only in name and in the presence of gauge earrings and a forearm tattoo. Otherwise, a dead ringer. I did NOT take a picture because that's hella rude. I did, however, shut her down when she complained about the wall balls because

Tall People 👏🏻Have No👏🏻 Right👏🏻 to Complain 👏🏻About👏🏻 Wall Balls

STRENGTH

Work up to a 1rm push press for the day

METCON

Within 20 minutes:

10 D-ball over the shoulder 60#

20 viper press  20# dumbbells

30 double DB lunges

40 wall balls 12#

50 situps

40 wall calls

30 double DB lunges

20 viper press

10 D-ball over the shoulder

With remaining time: bike for calories

Score: 6 calories (i.e., I did all that stuff and still had time before the 20 minute cap to get 6 cals on the bike)